My jaw dropped and my eyes widened. “You think I did this to myself?” I held up both my arms. “That I said to myself ‘hmm, I wonder what it’ll be like to fall over a vase and cut myself in a room filled with vampires.’” My voice was laced with sarcasm but in reality I was trying not to cry. It’s scary having all these weird things happening to you and the one person that was supposed to be on your side accuse you of self mutilation.

I hugged him back. I wanted to cry. “You know that we’re not trying to kill you. Trust me, if we wanted to kill you we wouldn’t try to kill you with a car…you might survive that.”

“She- she had an orgasm while Seth and I were keeping an eye on her. I’m not sure exactly how it happened. She was just lying there, when all of a sudden, she decided to, you know.” She looked up at the doctor.